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*discard!
Also, obviously not a selflink either:
http://happy.videosift.com/talk/BLANKFIST-MrStanley-Kubrick-Bean-gets-his-250-DIAMOND#comment-385844
Call it civil disobedience....or maybe I'm simply an asshole.....or maybe, this is unconditional love-or perhaps, what you and I both see, is a reflection of each other-*sniff.....
maybe I'm simply an asshole
Hit the nail on the head with that one. Discarding somebody else's video just to be an asshole is never cool, chogs. I've said it to you before, and I'll say it to you again, Videosift is not your private playground, and as a whole, nobody gives a flying shit about your coke-head opinion.
edit: upvoting it almost makes up for discarding it in the first place, but you're still a dick.
That enriched my evening
*discard
Take it up with the admins, tattle and fret ya panty-knots, rather than deal with yourselves with mirrors......
JAPR, you have been on the shitlist since you reared-No it's not my fucking personal playground.....freewills' a motherfucker-
HAHAHHAHA! Fuck the both of you!!!
Go back upstairs to mommy's part of the house little boy.....she's done washing your work clothes.....
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re-reading last night's rant-
"My "lame-ass" accurate comment you mean. Wah, I don't think that your little dancers are a real martial art, and are therefore retarded. Boohoo, choggie. Seriously, nobody cares."
See.....somebody cares-I care, so you must be the nobody that does not-you really are a dim motherfucker, and freely admit it-please don't push my fucking buttons again....asking you nicely, you fucking moron.
now we're getting somewhere.....so, yer subjective assumptions aside, you have some beef in general with the flavor of my comments as they relate to your posts?? Dude, how many ways can I tell another in confidence, that it is the cut of the jib I dislike, withour having them take it like a bitch???
No, the sift is not mine, but you come to my personal space, and piss in a similar way that you do in public.....I'd love to be able to see you on some street somewhere, in some town I don;\'t live in....do you get it??
Piss the fuck, way off, please, kind sir.....and have the last word if you will..??...but have a fucking last dose of me, unless we meet on some, auspicious, fantasy occasion, where you pay less attention to me, and more to your own bullshit.....I have to..Why shouldn't you???
That's rhetorical, dumbfuck. Amscray from my personal space, and we can all comment as we please in public.....this long-winded method of telling you you don't know what the fuck about martial arts, brought to you by, fuck off-
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
choggie, the only suffering i'm getting is from trying to read your garbled english and make enough sense out of it to get the gist of what you're attempting to say. if you're going to be a dick, expect to receive in kind, that's all there is to it. videosift doesn't belong to you, and i could care less what you think about me or anybody else on this site. i'll post a comment if i feel like it, and you can just go bawl in the corner if it doesn't sit right with you.
or, alternately, you can be just as immature as that and post telling me to shut up or not look at your videos. either way, i don't really care, it doesn't bother me one bit.
cheers. hope you learn english properly someday.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
and he must suffer, yet another reply, ....ad infinitum-
japr, really, did you not get the message, if you have butt-fuck to say, say it not around me-i suffer bullshit like you, only if you show yerself to be recalcitrant or interesting, otherwise, i summed you up proper the first few days you showed up.....how do you say it ....nice?
Help me out here, please-
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
My "lame-ass" accurate comment you mean. Wah, I don't think that your little dancers are a real martial art, and are therefore retarded. Boohoo, choggie. Seriously, nobody cares.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
not really about agreeing or disagreeing...s'about yer lame-ass, par for the course comment
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
lol ITT we whine when somebody disagrees with how cool a video is. I didn't even downvote it, so quitcherbitchin.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
dude??....yer a cock....or perhaps, do you need some hugs????
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Oh god choggie, get over it.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
watch me fuck a monkey jumping manic inna cage.....how bout keeping yer silly-ass away from my posts, published or un....?
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Watch the silly little acrobats at play!
I don't even understand what you're trying to say in this one:
In reply to this comment by choggie:
fuckin' cretin, my favorite song!!!
Either way, I agree this video was kinda whack, but we gots to follow SOP, especially as mentors to the probie folk that be a lurkin'.
I don't mean to add to the drama here... I just don't think any of this was necessary at all. What can I say? ...I'm just not a fan of offensive people. Be cool.
I agree with others who feel you must be a major cokehead, or do a lot of fucking NyQuil or something.
That being said, this post is retarded and I downvoted it.
Let me put it into perspective for you all:
-This is a website for posting and viewing videos that are all over the internet
-This is a 3 second clip of a cat farting
If these things cause one to become enraged at all, then they need to be reintroduced to reality for a bit because they're taking thins thing WAY too seriously. That goes for everybody here.
...now who needs firewood, I need to get rid of this soapbox.
Fuck that-
*discardeverythingday
*discuss until you come
-how choggie deals with assholes-he must be on cocaine, (fuck everyone who suggests that)-more than one user asked me the question of all this, "why bother".....can't say why not just yet, perhaps I give a fuck-
edit: lol I like how you left out my last post from your summary.
This my just be the internet, but you can be sure that you'll get back in turn when you're a dick to people.
That said, this whole situation is hilarious.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
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re-reading last night's rant-
"My "lame-ass" accurate comment you mean. Wah, I don't think that your little dancers are a real martial art, and are therefore retarded. Boohoo, choggie. Seriously, nobody cares."
See.....somebody cares-I care, so you must be the nobody that does not-you really are a dim motherfucker, and freely admit it-please don't push my fucking buttons again....asking you nicely, you fucking moron.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
thanks for letting me.....
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
I have no beef with your comments on my posts, but you seem to have a beef with mine on yours. My comment was not an insult directed at you, but rather a statement expressing my amusement at the video. I think what you don't realize is that videos you post here are not your "personal space," so you shouldn't flip out when somebody comments unfavorably on it. Let's all just grow up and move on. I'll let you respond to this, but I'm done spending my time talking to you about such a trivial matter.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
now we're getting somewhere.....so, yer subjective assumptions aside, you have some beef in general with the flavor of my comments as they relate to your posts?? Dude, how many ways can I tell another in confidence, that it is the cut of the jib I dislike, withour having them take it like a bitch???
No, the sift is not mine, but you come to my personal space, and piss in a similar way that you do in public.....I'd love to be able to see you on some street somewhere, in some town I don;\'t live in....do you get it??
Piss the fuck, way off, please, kind sir.....and have the last word if you will..??...but have a fucking last dose of me, unless we meet on some, auspicious, fantasy occasion, where you pay less attention to me, and more to your own bullshit.....I have to..Why shouldn't you???
That's rhetorical, dumbfuck. Amscray from my personal space, and we can all comment as we please in public.....this long-winded method of telling you you don't know what the fuck about martial arts, brought to you by, fuck off-
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
choggie, the only suffering i'm getting is from trying to read your garbled english and make enough sense out of it to get the gist of what you're attempting to say. if you're going to be a dick, expect to receive in kind, that's all there is to it. videosift doesn't belong to you, and i could care less what you think about me or anybody else on this site. i'll post a comment if i feel like it, and you can just go bawl in the corner if it doesn't sit right with you.
or, alternately, you can be just as immature as that and post telling me to shut up or not look at your videos. either way, i don't really care, it doesn't bother me one bit.
cheers. hope you learn english properly someday.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
and he must suffer, yet another reply, ....ad infinitum-
japr, really, did you not get the message, if you have butt-fuck to say, say it not around me-i suffer bullshit like you, only if you show yerself to be recalcitrant or interesting, otherwise, i summed you up proper the first few days you showed up.....how do you say it ....nice?
Help me out here, please-
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
My "lame-ass" accurate comment you mean. Wah, I don't think that your little dancers are a real martial art, and are therefore retarded. Boohoo, choggie. Seriously, nobody cares.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
not really about agreeing or disagreeing...s'about yer lame-ass, par for the course comment
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
lol ITT we whine when somebody disagrees with how cool a video is. I didn't even downvote it, so quitcherbitchin.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
dude??....yer a cock....or perhaps, do you need some hugs????
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Oh god choggie, get over it.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
watch me fuck a monkey jumping manic inna cage.....how bout keeping yer silly-ass away from my posts, published or un....?
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Watch the silly little acrobats at play!
I don't even understand what you're trying to say in this one:
In reply to this comment by choggie:
fuckin' cretin, my favorite song!!!
*discard
-Choggie - you have really nice eyelashes.
-Japr- Nice punctuation!
-Blankfist- you silly confounder, you!