Come on, e'rybody! Let's see your pets!
posted by blankfist 2 months ago • 788 views
If you have a pet, put that silly little creature up as your avatar so we can all laugh marvel at his inferiority cuteness. This is my little feller. His name is Maceo, as in Jane's Addiction's "My cat's name is Maceo". He's an Oriental Shorthair. He's also a vomiting machine. It's like that atrocious Betsy Wetsy doll where you put water down her spout to make her piss her pants. Yeah, that's kind of like my cat but with food instead of water and vomit instead of wee. He also doesn't discriminate. Nope. He will happily vomit on anything at anytime. "How much did that Macbook Air cost? That much? Well then, mister early adopter, allow me to vomit all over it. Meow-blech."

So, let's see them. Bring them things out. [looks to Choggie] Zip up your pants, brother. I'm sick of cleaning up vomit.



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Most of you guys know about Sam already. ---->
I picked him to represent me online because there's not a care in his head at all except someone paying him attention and holding him when a thunderstorm comes.

Nothing makes him happier than nudging you, smelling your crotch and getting drool on your breeches while being rewarded with a biscuit. I love that sort of empty headed fun loving innocence. And look at him... he's goofy lookin!

I also have two other dogs, a Jack Russell named Frodo and my heart, a spaniel mix named Nami.

I have various pics about...I think they're all represented on my blog somewhere.


written by swampgirl  | 2 months ago | CH
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I have none. I used to have weird pets: Hermit crabs, crayfish, fish, ants, praying mantis, silk worms -> moths, tadpole -> frog, etc.


written by ant  | 2 months ago | CH
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====>> Here's me and my pet, Panthara. We got voted "Most Muscular Whilst Maintaining a Pure Vegan Diet" by Scrawwww! monthly. We're traveling with the new Piccadilly Circus and should be in a town near you any day now!


written by Bleedingsnowman  | 2 months ago | CH
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My last pets were 2 rats, Sifl and Olly. This is a picture of one of them (Olly, I think). I now live with 3 cats, but they're not mine.


written by berticus  | 2 months ago | CH
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my cupcake has been replaced by Tut, the best cat ever (don't worry, I know that appellation is user-specific). Tut rode shotgun in the car, walked on a leash, fetched, and opened the meat compartment of my 'fridge as easily as I did. He's why there are child safety locks on all my cupboards.


written by oxdottir  | 2 months ago | CH
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His name is Patrick, my AKC Beagle. Funnest thing on 4 legs. Ive been asked by complete strangers to breed him, so evidently hes what a Beagle is supposed to be. Not that he knows the difference. Loves to plant his nose into the ground and suck up whatever scent is there.


written by arsenault185  | 2 months ago | CH
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This is Miss Isobel, aka: Issy, or maybe I should say Queen Isobel? She is my strikingly beautiful girl, and she'll be 4 yrs old this October. I also have a new plucky little kitten (about 10 wks old) named Dr. Franklin Timothy, or Frankie for short. You can see what he looks like in my blog. Both of them had pretty rough starts, and they were both rescued from certain death. Issy fell very ill with a severe kitty flu at about 8 weeks old, the day after I brought her home. I had to nurse her back to health by having her rehydrated at the vet's and giving her antibiotics and eyedrops. She is just the picture of health now, and she is so supercool and smart, opening doors, and fetching and bringing things to me all the time. She and I have an extra special bond, and she enjoys talking to me.

Frankie is really starting to settle in, and he is still very young. If you check out my blog, you can read about his raccoon attack when he was only 6 weeks old. He's already more than doubled in weight since we had him at 7 wks old. He just got his first set of vaccinations, and he went from previously weighing just one pound to 2&1/2. His leg has healed nicely, and he's gaining strength in it everyday. He's only recently just started to climb, and we have a rad cat tower for him to play in. He has a wonderfully loud purr, and he loves Issy and thinks she is soooo cool. DFT and I are lucky ones to have the both of them as they are endless joy and amusement.


written by Issykitty  | 2 months ago | CH
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I frolic with a litter of kittens.


written by rottenseed  | 2 months ago | CH
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I have a cat, Matilda, and she has a pet mouse, Dot.
I'm totally new to this site, and I think I must be feeble minded because I can't work it out...
Can I post a video I have made? or is that self promoting... It is a video of my cat and mouse.
Can I embed from a youtube link, or should I convert the vid to flash and upload it to my computer.

This look like a great site... Hmmm, now if only I could get the hang of it!!!


written by MATILDAandDOT  | 2 months ago | CH
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I'm all over this once I stop being angry.

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6158/schmawyangerdn3.jpg


written by schmawy  | 2 months ago | CH
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Nice Post I wont put my dog picture in my avatar but I can share some pictures of her,she is a sweet cocker spaniel,I named her daisy,3 years old,what she likes is sleep all day long,play with tennis balls,and doggie toys,she likes music..oh she is a popping machine oh god that dog..she is trained to go outside but I dont feed her that much to be cleaning up that much poop LOL not to mention her drinking obsession with beer or wine...lol
Here is some of her Photos in her Famous my space page...

http://www.myspace.com/daisytherockstar


written by LadyDeath  | 2 months ago | CH
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Here's Squink. She's frequently snoring and farting at my side as I sift, unless the cord to my lap top is not positioned correctly - (it MUST be tucked under the laptop. Silly me.) She is a mixed breed marinated in friendly juice, chihuahua/pug but-in-the-backyard accident- not 'designer dog' manner. She is actually the pet dog of my pet dog Daisy, a 14 year old Chow/Shepard who brought me so much joy I thought I'd let her know how it feels. They lurve each other. In in the winter, when it's cold, Daisy's tail is Squink's designated seating area. Fine with Daisy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/critttter/


written by critttter  | 2 months ago | CH
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no pets, just the occasional cockroach


written by kulpims  | 2 months ago | CH
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Loves the varmints, *quality!


written by critttter  | 2 months ago | CH
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Awarding blankfist with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by critttter.


written by siftbot  | 2 months ago | CH
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Ok, here are Lacan and Mao-Tse-Tung, loved-things destructors, sleeper of feets, food askers, general entertainers and the best cats in the universe.


written by neuralnoise  | 2 months ago | CH
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Cool. The Sift has gone pet avatar crazy.


written by blankfist  | 2 months ago | CH
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OK, I updated my avatar to be my cat, and I see it as such on my iphone, but not my desktop. I take it I need to flush my cache or something?


written by oxdottir  | 2 months ago | CH
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>> ^kulpims:
no pets, just the occasional cockroach


No ants?




written by ant  | 2 months ago | CH
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This is Noomy, although it can't be spelled in any human language. Other acceptable spellings include, Pnumi, Gnumi, Knewmy, Numi, etc. He's sort of a jerk, but I loves him.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/319/schmawynoomycopykt3.jpg


written by schmawy  | 2 months ago | CH
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^I vote for Gnumi.


written by blankfist  | 2 months ago | CH
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You'll have to settle for my sister's brood of Toy Poodles:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3261/2611998170_84db08665c_o.jpg

From left to right: Frannie, Gracie (Frannie's daughter), Ginger Rose (Frannie's daughter) and Gracie (Frannie's older sister, same parents different litter)

And I almost forgot about one that comes to visit. My sister called her Pepper (also Frannie's daughter) until her new owner called her Cocoa. But then she ended up with a second owner who called her Sweet Pea. Here she is:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/moart/2611998824/sizes/o/in/photostream/


written by dotdude  | 2 months ago | CH
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This is Twiddles. His favorite activity is to fill himself up with water and pretend he is a fire hose. His pet peeve is his adopted "little" brother Ebony.


written by twiddles  | 2 months ago | CH
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Issykitty and I have 2 cats, Isobel (Issykitty's avatar) and Frankie - which is short for Frankenbutt, or Dr. Franklin Butt Esquire III. There he is --->


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 months ago | CH
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I had a little pet spider when I was at work once, I came in from outside and had a little spider on my hand...he lived on my hand and crawled around while I worked, then he got bored and buggered off. I called him Harry.

You might say an accidental pet...

Proper pets that I had were a cat when I was young and a gerbil as well as a Terrapin


written by Zonbie  | 2 months ago | CH
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All of you are my pets....


written by choggie  | 2 months ago | CH
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EDIT: Oops, changed icon, old text not relevant.


written by Ginrummy33  | 2 months ago | CH
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Killer was so named because it is what he's so obviously NOT.


written by Ginrummy33  | 2 months ago | CH
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Oreo and Hobbs
http://www.flickr.com/photos/11785864@N02/2612869385/

Kitty
http://www.flickr.com/photos/11785864@N02/2613697140/sizes/m/


written by eric3579  | 2 months ago | CH
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Don't have any photos online since I never had anyone to share it with but I've got three dogs, an ancient black Lab, a Shepard mix mutt, and a Blue Heeler. Used to have a heeler/pit mix but she died last year.

One rat (last left of three, getting old). And a cat, she was an accident of sorts. Kind of adopted us. She also seems to think she's a dog.

I've had others, odd ones such as hedgehogs and more normal ones such as cockatiels. Mostly as rescues from people who know we like animals and who got something they can't take care of.


written by drattus  | 2 months ago | CH
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>> ^rottenseed:
I frolic with a litter of kittens.


I miss your Rotty avatar.. the Rottweiler one. That's the one I see in my head when I hear your imaginary voice.




written by swampgirl  | 2 months ago | CH
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No wonder kitty videos always make it through in force here on VS... they have all invaded your homes... your minds... your hearts...


written by Farhad2000  | 2 months ago | CH
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^And our pants.


written by blankfist  | 2 months ago | CH
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^ funny you should say that.

i had a donkey named Kelly.

or should i say, they once had me.


written by my15minutes  | 2 months ago | CH
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RIP to all my hounds, after unnaturally long lives, have now met their maker.

And in a way, I'm a bit relieved to have less "souls on board."


written by deathcow  | 2 months ago | CH
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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Issykitty and I have 2 cats, Isobel (Issykitty's avatar) and Frankie - which is short for Frankenbutt, or Dr. Franklin Butt Esquire III. There he is --->

You live with issykitty?! WOW! EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY! Well just so all of you know I'm blankfists boyfriend. (we're both males but I play the active giver role in the bedroom)




written by rottenseed  | 2 months ago | CH
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^Eeew, gay.


written by blankfist  | 2 months ago | CH
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Wow, Frankie's in the top comments. A siftlebrity at 10 weeks old. Rock on little 2 1/2 lb. (1.1340 kilograms) dude.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 months ago | CH
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that's what we love about you, seed.

you're always the last to know. it's adorable!


written by my15minutes  | 2 months ago | CH
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We have a couple cats and a Saltwater tank that features titus ---->

we've also hatch praying mantis' - we didnt do too well our first try, we only have 1 left


written by Fedquip  | 2 months ago | CH
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^ ewww god hatching praying mantis..es? thats not right!!! /shivers /convulses


written by NinjaFish  | 2 months ago | CH
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^Eeew, gay.


written by blankfist  | 2 months ago | CH
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>> ^swampgirl:
>> ^rottenseed:
I frolic with a litter of kittens.


I miss your Rotty avatar.. the Rottweiler one. That's the one I see in my head when I hear your imaginary voice.

I never had a Rottweiler avatar. I grew up on videosift with my mouse on a frog avatar







written by rottenseed  | 2 months ago | CH
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^LIAR

Don't mess with whats in my head mister


written by swampgirl  | 2 months ago | CH
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soupskin and I have two dogs, one tuxedo cat, a rat and various fish.
Dogs are Rogue the St Bernard/Aussie shepherd (who is responsible for 96% of the hair in the carpet) and Nzinga the black hound-ish mutt (who is getting rather old and barks and nothing whenever Lil Miss decides to take a nap).

The cat was one of a sibling pair but his litter mate, Cindy, died young due to neurological problems. His name is Shadow and he's a love-whore. He is responsible for about 3% of the hair in the carpet.

The rat was a gift/rescue of a pair from a friend whose husband decided he was allergic to rats. The two were Rogue and Nova but Nova died recently. Rats don't live very long so believe me, it wasn't anything we did as the boys were middle age when we got them. Rogue-the-rat isn't responsible for any hair in the carpet because he has a townhouse cage to catch any hair he doesn't clean himself.

I think my favorite pet so far was the rock lobster we had named Kompressor - an industrial underground internet phenomenon. He used to pile the pebbles in the tank in the middle and stand on the mountain waving his claws about like the king he was. We would then say Kompressor was dancing. Even though we knew "Kompressor does not dance"


written by smibbo  | 2 months ago | CH
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I've got two cats myself...

Jedi - Ginger Tom. If I had to describe his personality, I'd say he's just a mean, old fart who gets a shot of youth every once in a while.

Bengal - Bengal (or Siberian)/Persian mix. The absolute last cat you want in 115 degree Vegas. I have cat hair in my brain, I'm sure of it. Oh, and if you touch her, she won't leave you alone; she's a lover and very vocal. That's why I can get rid of her.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 2 months ago | CH
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I broke down and created a flickr account, figured it was about time anyway. No pictures of the Lab but the rest of my (current) animals are there.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28119285@N08/


written by drattus  | 2 months ago | CH
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Are you confusing rottenseed with rotty?
>> ^swampgirl:
^LIAR
Don't mess with whats in my head mister


I don't have any pets living with me, hell, I doubt I could keep houseplants alive... "I" have a cat and a bunch of fishies back at my folks though.





written by gwiz665  | 2 months ago | CH
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Meet Legion! He's eight years old and does nothing but dream of eating small children all day. He enjoys short rides in my TT with the top down, but hates riding in the back of the truck. He is trained in Schutzhund and has numerous tracking titles. He's also won quite a few USRC beauty pageants.

The other one is half greyhound, half Portuguese Water Dog and likes to think she runs the house. 98% of the time, she can be found napping on your bed with her head on your pillow. Her name is Tommi, affectionately referred to as "You little shit."


written by LittleRed  | 2 months ago | CH
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late to the party here, but oooo oooo I wanna play!
Displayed at the moment is Inca, my uber-spoiled collie princess. (That's not because I spoil her, either...that's her attitude! ha!)
edit: I also share my home with five finches, two hamsters (safely separated in different cages ), seven fish, and since I have a "black thumb" my hubby keeps many plants alive which could also be considered pets!


written by laura  | 2 months ago | CH
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http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/700/dusty01cw7.jpg

That there's Dusty. He was with me for 15 years. Had to put him down two months after his birthday in 2007. He was part Shi-Tzu, part Cocker Spaniel, and one hell of a smart mutt. Still miss him, that's for sure.


written by Raigen  | 2 months ago | CH
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Because Choggie is also MY pet ALL OF YOU ARE MY PETS.... including Inca, my collie, Laura my chicka, five finches, two hamsters , seven fish, and many plants (which I sometimes suspect I am the pet of...).


written by Don_Juan  | 2 months ago | CH
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