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Obama has been elected, now I'm preparing for TEOTWAWKI (Howto Talk)
posted by BillOreilly 3 weeks 3 days ago • 321 views
That's right, I'm getting ready for the end of the world as we know it. I'm stocking up on ammo, essential supplies, and getting out of the stock market. I've been researching areas in Canada that may be useful for building a compound. I'm also visiting http://www.survivalblog.com/ religiously.

All you liberals have been warned: follow my shining example, and you may yet survive this Obama-nation.



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You Liberals are jealous of Sarah Palin. (Politics Talk)
posted by BillOreilly 2 months 1 week ago • 469 views
It's obvious, with the number of videos posted of her.

LiberalSift feels threatened by her, and jealous of her. You Democrats wish you had a candidate as beautiful, intelligent, wise, and caring as she is. You wish you had a candidate as morally steadfast and incorruptible as she is. Miss Palin is an outdoorswoman from the great state of Alaska--your candidate is a racist-church attending liberal from the craphole of Illinois.

You guys had your chance with Miss Hillary. Don't hate on a superior candidate now because of your party's blunders.





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I read motel reviews on the internet for entertainment. (Geek Talk)
posted by BillOreilly 3 months ago • 248 views
Ya, I'm a loser, tell me something I don't know. But I can't help it-- I find reviews on the internet to be highly hilarious, especially motel reviews. My all-time favorite is this group of doozies:
http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g42139-d89998-Reviews-The_Leland-Detroit_Michigan.html

They start off slowly, and then it gets hysterically bizarre and disturbing. #19 is one of the funniest things I've ever read online, almost makes me want to spend a night there just for the atmosphere. Almost.

So what reviews of products and services do ya'll read online?






5 ways to make the USA better (Worldaffairs Talk)
posted by BillOreilly 6 months 3 weeks ago • 264 views
I was talking with a friend a few days ago about why America isn't beloved in Europe and abroad, and he asked me what we could do to improve our country, and improve our status worldwide in the process. This got me thinking, and naturally, after putting pen to paper, I came up with five easy solutions to our problems. Please tell me what you think, and feel free to tag whatever you want-- I didn't see any *Truth or *Ingenious tags, so I left it blank.

1. Move our military from Iraq into Iran. This would stop the fighting in Iraq, give them time to rebuild, and stabilize the Middle East. Iran wouldn't mind if our military was there for a while to keep watch on Iraq from across the border. Overall, a win-win.

2. Take guns away from police officers. Other countries don't have cops with guns, and they do just fine. Police brutality would be reduced, and our country would look more civilized for once.

3. Give tax breaks to people who drive large vehicles. We have plenty of oil for the forseeable future, and the Domestic automakers have many large SUV's and trucks that aren't being sold. Tax breaks would help stimulate sales of these vehicles, and provide new jobs making new ones. Again, a win-win.

4. Make America bilingual. Latinos are rapidly expanding in this country, and now account for 45 million people. Teaching Spanish in schools would help bring this country together, and give us new economic and cultural ties with Mexico. It would also make our citizens look smarter to the outside world; how many times have you wanted to say "I know 2 languages"? It's worked well in Quebec, it can work here too.

5. Give us Universal Health Care. Sure, it didn't work too well when Hillary tried it, but we can try again. If Canada can do it, why can't we? No wonder the Europeans think we're backward.











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*BREAKING NEWS* I have posted a video (Humanitarian Talk)
posted by BillOreilly 7 months 3 weeks ago • 1070 views
In honor of my recent anniversary here at VideoSift, I have decided to submit an amazing video entitled "Barack Obama vs. Pennsylvania". I expect it to be lavished with lots of * quality and * promote tags, and I also believe it will change lives in the process. This will probably break upvote records here on the Sift, I'm just being realistic.

It has also come to my attention that I am up for an NAACP/PETA/ACLU Online Image Award for the 2007/2008 internet year. This is a great honor, and I'm ecstatic to be nominated. There are many people to thank for making this possible: George W Bush, for being the greatest President of this century; Hillary Clinton, for standing by her principles and dodging gunfire in the name of her country; Barack Obama, for showing us that church can unite us all; and finally, to Gov. Eliot Spitzer and Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, for showing exceptional moral leadership in these trying times of recession and depression.

Finally, I'd like to thank all my followers here on VideoSift for their daily fanmail, thoughts, and prayers. You all keep me humble and grounded. I will now and forever be, BillOreilly: Defender of Freedom, Purveyor of Truth, Master of the Obvious, King of My Own Little World.

Thank you, and goodnight.







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